I once had a guy tell me...

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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  3. scatalogical said: thinking about how preteen nick jonas was thrown out of a concert by security bc they thought his insulin was heroin
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